var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

Quotation[0] = "Ensure ventilation in place of use...";
Quotation[1] = "Language is a virus from outer space - <i>William S. Burroughs</i>";
Quotation[2] = "A poem is never finished, only abandoned - <i>Paul Valery</i>";
Quotation[3] = "Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes - <i>Mahatma Gandhi</i>";
Quotation[4] = "Pastry satisfies where art is unavailable";
Quotation[5] = "Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare";
Quotation[6] = "I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes - <i>Richard M. Nixon</i>";
Quotation[7] = "I would have made a good Pope - <i>Richard M. Nixon</i>";
Quotation[8] = "Always remember you're unique; just like everybody else";
Quotation[9] = "I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste - <i>Marcel Duchamp</i>";

var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();